Made in Chelsea

Season 1 Season 1 8 ep

1 Ad Victorem Spolias – To The Victor Go The Spoils 2011-05-09 2 Quick, Let's Have A Quickie 2011-05-16 3 I'm So Honest With Everyone, Maybe It's A Downfall 2011-05-23 4 Do I Look Like Jesus? 2011-05-30 5 Take Your Passion, Make It Happen 2011-06-06 6 Problems Not Solutions, That's The Way I Live My Life 2011-06-13 7 Payback's A Bitch 2011-06-20 8 I Find It The Biggest Turn On That He's Shouting At Me 2011-06-27

Season 2 Season 2 12 ep

1 Capitalism Makes You Beautiful 2011-09-19 2 When I Was Younger I Experimented With Clingfilm 2011-09-26 3 Babe, You're Attituding At Me 2011-10-03 4 No One Likes A Banjo 2011-10-10 5 My Mum Sometimes Calls Me Football Head 2011-10-17 6 Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi? 2011-10-24 7 You've Gotta Level The Playing Field 2011-10-31 8 How Do They Find Flamingo Roadkill? 2011-11-07 9 Je Suis Amoreuse De Toi 2011-11-14 10 Here's To Friendship 2011-11-21 11 End of Season Party 2011-11-28 12 Christmas Special 2011-12-22

Season 3 Season 3 11 ep

1 When You're Part of the Party, You Never Want the Party to Stop 2012-04-02 2 What's Mine Is Mine and What's Yours We Share 2012-04-09 3 Sabotage Is Not Chic 2012-04-16 4 What's the Point of a Point to Point 2012-04-23 5 I'm Not Really That Gay at All 2012-04-30 6 Until The Book's Closed It's Open 2012-05-07 7 Karma's A Bitch 2012-05-14 8 Everyone Has Skeletons In Their Closet 2012-05-21 9 It's Called Dessert And Apparently It's Sucking Richard's Face 2012-05-28 10 At The End Of The Day, I've Got The Crazy Title. No One Can Steal That From Me 2012-06-04 11 End of Season Party 2012-06-11

Season 4 Season 4 12 ep

1 If You Want To Crack On And Go Head To Head... You'll F****** Lose 2012-10-15 2 The More You Can't Have Someone... You Want Them More 2012-10-22 3 No One You Want At A Party Is Going To Turn Up To A Themed Party, Unless It's Versailles 2012-10-29 4 I Could Fall In Love With You So Easily... 2012-11-05 5 A Man At 23 Is A Bit Like A Girl At 15 2012-11-12 6 They're Wriggly Little Buggers 2012-11-19 7 I Think You've Got The Costume Wrong Tonight Because It's Not Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 2012-11-26 8 I'd Rather Die Than Be Friends With Her 2012-12-03 9 If I Wanted To Sleep With Other Girls, I Could 2012-12-10 10 I Used To Charge Younger Boys For Bunny Cuddles 2012-12-17 11 I Didn't Know Reindeers Actually Existed. I Thought They Were, Like, A Mythical Creature 2012-12-24 12 End of Season Party 2012-12-31

Season 5 Season 5 12 ep

1 I Made A Mistake That I Wanted To Cover Up 2013-04-08 2 I Am Not A Robot 2013-04-15 3 Of Course I'm Going To Say I'm Straight 2013-04-22 4 He Is Being A Tit 2013-04-29 5 Kill Jamie, Marry Andy, Kiss Spencer 2013-05-06 6 I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews 2013-05-13 7 Is He A Fantastic Lay? 2013-05-20 8 See You Later, Spenny 2013-05-27 9 It's Very Rare To Find Someone Who Hasn't F*cked One Of Your Friends 2013-06-03 10 Hot Tubs Are Like My Nemesis 2013-06-10 11 She's Becoming Spencer 2013-06-17 12 End of Season Party 2013-06-24

Season 6 Season 6 12 ep

1 I'd Have Sex With Any Of My Exes 2013-10-14 2 Your Friends Are All Pretty Rude 2013-10-21 3 If You Are Going To Play Two Girls, It's Best To Play Two Who Don't Know Each Other 2013-10-28 4 I Once Knew Someone Who Had A Sleeping Bag 2013-11-04 5 Your Buds Are Way More Important Than Any Girl 2013-11-11 6 Willies Aren't Such A Big Thing, We All Know That 2013-11-18 7 You Need to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone 2013-11-25 8 Let's Go For A Drink, Maybe Some Fondling 2013-12-02 9 Fancy A Bit Of African Holiday Sex? 2013-12-09 10 If You Knew Everything I'd Be In Deep Deep Trouble 2013-12-16 11 Miracles Happen At Christmas 2013-12-23 12 End of Season Party 2013-12-30

Season 7 Season 7 11 ep

1 There's Gonna Be A Storm 2014-04-07 2 Doesn't Everyone Have Secrets? 2014-04-14 3 People Think I Look Like Karl Lagerfeld 2014-04-21 4 There's Difference Between Bro Code And Being-A-D*ck Code 2014-04-28 5 If Your D*ck's Working, Your Head's Working 2014-05-05 6 I Want To Be In Everyone's Breast Pocket, Caressing Half Of London's Nipples 2014-05-12 7 Everyone Loves A Toff 2014-05-19 8 I Was Sucked Into A World I Didn't Know 2014-05-26 9 You're Like A Fat Tom Daley 2014-06-02 10 When Are We Getting Married? 2014-06-09 11 I Tried So Bad, I Even Got Naked 2014-06-16

Season 8 Season 8 12 ep

1 What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York 2014-10-13 2 You Snooze, You Lose 2014-10-20 3 Prudders Is A Beast 2014-10-27 4 I'm Not Seasonal, I'm A Timeless Classic 2014-11-03 5 Get Out Of The Friend Zone And Kiss Her 2014-11-10 6 We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy 2014-11-17 7 Welcome To My Playpen 2014-11-24 8 Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away 2014-12-01 9 It's Like Looking At Bambi Before She Gets Shot 2014-12-08 10 You Need To Grow Up And Be A Man, Period! 2014-12-15 11 Do You Know What Carrying Around My Past Does To People? 2014-12-22 12 End of Season Party 2014-12-29

Season 9 Season 9 12 ep

1 Let's Go And Get More Tanned 2015-04-13 2 They Were Literally Just Force Feeding Us Relationship Foie Gras 2015-04-20 3 Oh My God, Tonsil Tennis Galore 2015-04-27 4 I Don't Want Two Girlfriends, I Want One Girlfriend 2015-05-04 5 I Find It Impossible Not To Think About The Terracotta 2015-05-11 6 The Last Time I Saw Him I Was Naked In A Forest 2015-05-18 7 She's Coming Round To My House For Cocktails And A Bit Of Foreplay 2015-05-25 8 What A Mortifying Insight Into People's Choice Of Nightwear 2015-06-01 9 There Are Two Types Of People In The World; Radiators And Drains 2015-06-08 10 100th Episode Special 2015-06-15 11 A Surprise Awaits Below The Surface 2015-06-22 12 Relationships Shouldn't Be Stressful 2015-06-29

Season 10 Season 10 12 ep

1 No One Ever Kicks Me Out of Bed 2015-10-19 2 You Look Like A Unicorn 2015-10-26 3 You're Digging Yourself A Grave 2015-11-02 4 He Lives And Breathes Vagina 2015-11-09 5 I've Heard He's Quite A Thorough Lover 2015-11-16 6 You Don't Get Anywhere In Life Without Visualising The End Goal 2015-11-23 7 We Were Like Two Peas In A Pod, And Now I'm Just One Pea 2015-11-30 8 I Feel Like I've Been Put In A Naughty Corner 2015-12-07 9 I'm All Over The Place Right Now, Emotionally And Florally 2015-12-14 10 There's A Jamie Shaped Hole In My Life 2015-12-21 11 He’s Making An Armageddon Of Mistakes 2015-12-28 12 End of Season Party 2016-01-04

Season 11 Season 11 12 ep

1 I Used To Snog Girls In The Towel Cupboard... Naked 2016-04-11 2 Everyone Dates Everyone... That's Just What We Do 2016-04-18 3 My Mum Likes Getting Her Boobs Out When She's Drunk, It's Fine 2016-04-25 4 It's So Hard Talking To Someone Whose Face Doesn't Move 2016-05-02 5 Why Am I Keeping All Your Secrets? 2016-05-09 6 You Need To Find Someone Who Is Weird, Who You Can Be Weird With 2016-05-16 7 I Was Considering Nipple Tassles 2016-05-23 8 Go Get The Girl 2016-05-30 9 Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat 2016-06-06 10 One Normally Has A Different Tea Service For Every Room 2016-06-13 11 Marry The Idiot 2016-06-20 12 The Aftermath 2016-06-27

Season 12 Season 12 12 ep

1 I Genuinely Believe He Thinks He's In A Disney Film 2016-10-10 2 Every Time Francis Paints A Girl’s Heart Is Broken 2016-10-17 3 You Have Got Naughty Little Thing Written All Over Your Face 2016-10-24 4 Kanye West, What Is That? 2016-10-31 5 Well You Haven’t Seen My Giant Silver Ostrich 2016-11-07 6 I Don’t Care About Quinoa 2016-11-14 7 Get Off Your High Horse 2016-11-21 8 I’m Wearing His Boxers Today And They’re Enormous 2016-11-28 9 My Libido Is Going Bang Right Now 2016-12-05 10 I’m On A Bratwurst Hunt 2016-12-12 11 You Didn’t Put Any Breathing Holes In Here 2016-12-19 12 Christmas Party 2016-12-26

Season 13 Season 13 12 ep

1 It’s The Next Chapter 2017-03-20 2 You Just Crave Sex and Carbs 2017-03-27 3 Fred, You Have A Girlfriend You Moron 2017-04-03 4 Homewrecker, One O’Clock 2017-04-10 5 It Looks Like You Are Obsessed With Me 2017-04-17 6 He Said They Didn’t Kiss, He Said They Fondled 2017-04-24 7 If I Could Punch You In The Face I Would 2017-05-01 8 Marriage Is Inevitable 2017-05-08 9 Mate, I Got Myself In A Little Bit Of A Situation 2017-05-15 10 I’m Not This Good A Liar 2017-05-22 11 This Is Not A Baby Shower, This Is A Fricking Carnival 2017-05-29 12 End of Season Party 2017-05-29

Season 14 Season 14 12 ep

1 I Don’t Like Vegans, I Don’t Like Feminists And I Don’t Like People Who Are Gluten Free 2017-10-09 2 It’s Just Difficult To Tell Your Friends What’s Going On 2017-10-16 3 Our Future Is Doomed 2017-10-23 4 The Boy Learnt To Walk In Loaffers, He Will Probably Die Wearing His Loaffers 2017-10-30 5 I Don’t Think You Can Have A Proper Relationship Until You’ve Had Your Heart Broken 2017-11-06 6 Aluminium Is Not Really My Style 2017-11-13 7 We Don’t Need To Go Down Memory Lane Dude 2017-11-20 8 I Won’t Have A Buffet Until I’m Dead 2017-11-27 9 Two Can Play At That Game 2017-12-04 10 I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat 2017-12-11 11 Who Do You Think Deserves A Good Whipping This Year? 2017-12-18 12 Christmas Ding Dong 2017-12-25

Season 15 Season 15 12 ep

1 I Wanna Know Who She Is And Where She’s Come From 2018-03-12 2 Mimi Has Got A Boyfriend, Everyone Else Stay Calm 2018-03-19 3 Honestly, I’ve Never Felt Like This Before 2018-03-26 4 I’m Tortoise Sitting For My Neighbour 2018-04-02 5 Therapy Is Therapeutic, This Is Not Therapy 2018-04-09 6 Don’t Look At Me When You’re Taking Your Pants Off Please 2018-04-16 7 He Needs A Taste Of His Own Medicine 2018-04-23 8 I Literally Just Tried To Talk Dirty In Latin 2018-04-30 9 No One Wants To Shag Just A Personality 2018-05-07 10 It Is Baller To Be Bad In Bed 2018-05-14 11 Darling, Sabotage Is Such An Ugly Word 2018-05-21 12 End of Season Party 2018-05-28

Season 16 Season 16 12 ep

1 If That’s A Slapped A* Then Slap Me Now 2018-10-08 2 I Hate When My Human Side Comes Out 2018-10-15 3 I Love It When You Get Deep And Dirty 2018-10-22 4 Rule Number One, Never Give Back The Diamonds Darling 2018-10-29 5 I Shan’t Be Climbed 2018-11-05 6 You’re A Beggy Little Bitch 2018-11-12 7 Some Would Say That I’m The King Of A Gesture 2018-11-19 8 I’m Going To Redeem Myself And Make Sure Everyone Loves Me 2018-11-26 9 You And I Have Gone Down A Very Dark Track 2018-12-03 10 I Was Too Blind To Hear It 2018-12-10 11 I Think The Best Thing About Christmas Is Once It’s All Over 2018-12-17 12 Big Christmas Quiz 2018-12-24

Season 17 Season 17 13 ep

1 We Do Complicated, Don't We? 2019-03-25 2 You Showed My Friend’s Mum Your Testicle 2019-04-01 3 She's Like A Little Slippery Eel 2019-04-08 4 I Was Like The Funny Nice Douche, He’s Just A Douche 2019-04-15 5 This Boy Is Getting In Between Our Friendship 2019-04-22 6 She’s A Very Odd Bird 2019-04-29 7 Can We Have Another Sexual Revolution Please? 2019-05-06 8 I Need To Find A Tree And Feed It Chocolate 2019-05-13 9 Sometimes When You’re Drunk, The Truth Does Come Out 2019-05-20 10 Maybe Suck On A Sweet While I Tell You This 2019-05-27 11 I’m Gonna Meghan Markle Myself 2019-06-03 12 Some People Are Off Limits 2019-06-10 13 As Far As The Wrongest Thing You’ve Ever Done, This Ain’t That Bad 2019-06-17

Season 18 Season 18 16 ep

1 Victoria, I Will Never Die 2019-09-02 2 Right, I’ve Got A Little Bit Of A Situation 2019-09-09 3 This Is Something That Chelsea Lacks – Common Decency! 2019-09-16 4 I’m The Opposite Of A Narcissist 2019-09-23 5 Who Brought Maeva? 2019-09-30 6 I Don’t Know How Many More Nails We Can Put In The Coffin 2019-10-07 7 He Must Be Great In The Sack 2019-10-14 8 He Needs To Go To Better Lad School 2019-10-21 9 Let’s Break Some Bread 2019-10-28 10 If Anyone Could Ride A Lion It’s Tristan 2019-11-04 11 The Dudelsack Is Out! 2019-11-11 12 Argentina Baby 2019-12-09 13 I Wish I Was A Narcissist 2019-12-16 14 I Have A Girlfriend... On Paper 2019-12-23 15 Let's Get Married 2019-12-30 16 End of Yah Quiz 2019-12-30

Season 19 Season 19 6 ep

1 I Need My Binky Back 2020-03-23 2 I Like Playing In The Danger Zone 2020-03-30 3 I Don't Care If It's My Battle Or Not 2020-04-06 4 If You're Secure In Your Relationship, It Shouldn't Be An Issue 2020-04-13 5 99% Of The Population Will Understand What I'm Saying 2020-04-20 6 She Doesn't Trust Him To Be Around Me 2020-04-27

Season 20 Season 20 12 ep

1 3AM is Prime Time Booty Call 2020-09-28 2 You're Leaving A Couple Of Vipers For Another Couple Of Vipers 2020-10-05 3 With Great Rig Comes Great Responsibility 2020-10-12 4 I Did Something Really Bad 2020-10-19 5 You're My Friend, But I Also Quite Wanna Kiss You 2020-10-26 6 Once The Sex Is Gone, The Relationship Is Gone 2020-11-02 7 I Can Get Hard If You Need Me To, Clive 2020-11-09 8 You Get Angry At Your Own Voice 2020-11-16 9 Crumbs 2020-11-23 10 She Just Got A Bit Over Familiar 2020-11-30 11 Ctrl + Alt + Delete Habbs 2020-12-07 12 The Wedding 2020-12-14

Season 21 Season 21 12 ep

1 It's Just...Lighting The Match 2021-03-29 2 Stop Spitting On My Mink! 2021-04-05 3 Julius Is Nursing A Semi 2021-04-12 4 I Don't Play Hard To Get 2021-04-19 5 I've Had More Comfortable Gynaecological Appointments 2021-04-26 6 The Thing With You Maeva Is You're Just Slightly Misunderstood 2021-05-03 7 I'm Coming From A Good Place...For Once 2021-05-10 8 We've Just Had A Nice Friendly Jacuzzi... What's Up With That? 2021-05-17 9 I'm Moody, If You're Broody 2021-05-24 10 Hurry Up And Break Up With Your Boyfriend 2021-05-31 11 I Will Skateboard On Your Head 2021-06-07 12 Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here 2021-06-14

Season 22 Season 22 12 ep

1 Did You Miss Me a Little Bit? 2021-10-11 2 You're Literally Pouring Gasoline on the Fire 2021-10-18 3 I Think You're Dismissed Now 2021-10-25 4 Trust is Built in Droplets and Lost in Buckets 2021-11-01 5 I Want a Man Who Buys Me Diamonds, Not Silver 2021-11-08 6 My Heart Was Made Into Beef Carpaccio 2021-11-15 7 If They Get Married I Will Eat My Own Scrotum 2021-11-22 8 This is a Very Big Red Flag in Front of a Very Scary Bull 2021-11-29 9 I’m Sorry for Having a Moment of Weakness 2021-12-06 10 Big Dig Energy 2021-12-13 11 Christmas: I Didn’t Realise How Well Endowed You Were 2021-12-20 12 Christmas (2) 2021-12-27

Season 23 Season 23 10 ep

1 She's Like a Snake in Sheep's Clothing 2022-04-04 2 I'm Back 2022-04-11 3 Fashion Is Repulsive 2022-04-18 4 The Truth Always Comes Out 2022-04-25 5 I'll Literally Regret It Forever 2022-05-02 6 Let's Give It Another Go 2022-05-09 7 Is There No Decorum Anymore? 2022-05-16 8 Silence Speaks Volumes 2022-05-23 9 This Is His Worst Nightmare 2022-05-30 10 Why Be Kind When You Can Be a Bitch? 2022-06-06

Season 24 Season 24 10 ep

1 Miles is My Little Protégé 2022-10-17 2 She’s Burnt More Bridges Than There Are in London 2022-10-24 3 You Are the Bane of My Life and the Love of My Life 2022-10-31 4 She Just Kept Talking Like A Dishwasher 2022-11-07 5 You're Not George Clooney 2022-11-14 6 I'm A One Guy Kinda Girl 2022-11-21 7 Take Your Red Bus And Shove It Up Your Ars*h*le 2022-11-28 8 I've Got A Feeling I Might Like Her More Than Julius 2022-12-05 9 You Don't Really Know Someone Until You Kiss Them 2022-12-12 10 Maeva Is Definitely The Head Of The Snake 2022-12-19

Season 25 Season 25 11 ep

1 I’ve Never Felt More Single In My Life 2023-03-27 2 I Want You to be Happy In a ‘More Is More’ Way 2023-04-03 3 In England We Play Happy Families 2023-04-10 4 I’ve Heard Quieter Chihuahuas 2023-04-17 5 If Lily's Tongue Wasn't Down Billy's Throat It Was Up Harvey's Arse 2023-04-24 6 I'm Living In His Head Rent Free 2023-05-01 7 It Was Cringy, It Was Creepy and I Did It 2023-05-08 8 I Can't Argue With Stupid 2023-05-15 9 Rosé and Emotions Got the Better of Me 2023-05-22 10 One Of You Needs To Bite The Bullet 2023-05-29 11 The Only Pain I Want in My Life is Champagne 2023-06-05

Season 26 Season 26 10 ep

1 Don't Get Dickmatized By This Man 2023-10-09 2 We Love The Grey Zone 2023-10-16 3 And The Pot Has Been Stirred 2023-10-23 4 When Life Gives You Lemons, Get With Olivia Bentley 2023-10-30 5 Here's Your Box Of Bullshit 2023-11-06 6 You're Going To Have To Park Your Principles In Your Ass Right Now 2023-11-13 7 My Eyes Just Did Five Blackflips 2023-11-20 8 I'm Looking For A Nicer, Calmer Life 2023-11-27 9 He's The Epitome Of A Wet Wipe 2023-12-04 10 You're Not Going To Police Who I Can And Can't Be Friends With 2023-12-11

Season 27 Season 27 10 ep

1 He Likes Gardening, You Like Gucci 2024-04-15 2 Did We Witness A Pantomime? 2024-04-16 3 I Wanna Release My Freak 2024-04-22 4 Exes Be Gone 2024-04-29 5 Have I Let Go Of The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me? 2024-05-06 6 I Always Get Sucked Back In 2024-05-13 7 There Was An Absolute Vibe 2024-05-20 8 Doesn't She Look Like a Tall Glass of Champagne? 2024-05-27 9 "I Put Onions On Hot Dogs, So Might As Well Put Them On Caviar" 2024-06-03 10 "Is Your Ego That Big?" 2024-06-10

Season 28 Season 28 10 ep

1 I Think She's Got Gentry in Her 2024-10-21 2 He's Literally a Slimy Slug, He's Very Slug-Esque 2024-10-28 3 Am I Like a Pawn In a Bigger Game? 2024-11-04 4 You've Got to Shoot Your Shot 2024-11-04 5 We're Turning Back Time In Our Face, Not In Our Relationships 2024-11-11 6 Do You Still Have Feelings For Me? 2024-11-18 7 All the Other Rabbits Are Also Fighting Me For the Carrot 2024-11-25 8 You Are Cock Blocking Yourself 2024-12-02 9 You Can't Reheat the Soufflé, If You Know What I Mean? 2024-12-09 10 That Sounds a Bit Bootycally 2024-12-16

Season 29 Season 29 10 ep

1 Maldives: Sometimes You Need to Think About Your Clitoris (1) 2025-03-31 2 Maldives: I've told you porkies (2) 2025-04-01 3 There is no line this kid won't cross 2025-04-07 4 You had yourself some naked cuddles 2025-04-14 5 My heart just went pitter-patter 2025-04-21 6 It's supposed to sound like a nun's fart in a cemetery 2025-04-28 7 I am out of everyone's league 2025-05-05 8 Demon to demon, we need to have a conversation 2025-05-12 9 Don't blame a clown for being a clown 2025-05-19 10 Ralph Lauren on the outside, bad boy in the inside 2025-05-26

Season 30 Season 30 10 ep

1 Thailand: At the end of the day I've got the guy, she doesn't (1) 2025-09-15 2 Thailand: Out with mummy, in with milfy (2) 2025-09-22 3 This Is Not Arguing, This Is Sexual Tension 2025-09-29 4 I drunk called him the other night, accidentally on purpose 2025-10-06 5 If she's hurt, then I'm hurt and then I will hurt you 2025-10-13 6 Episode 6 2025-10-20 7 Episode 7 2025-10-27 8 We’re So Back 2025-11-03 9 Episode 9 2025-11-10 10 Episode 10 2025-11-17

Season 31 Season 31 9 ep

1 Episode 1 2026-03-16 2 Episode 2 2026-03-17 3 Episode 3 2026-03-23 4 Episode 4 2026-03-30 5 Episode 5 2026-04-06 6 Episode 6 2026-04-13 7 Episode 7 2026-04-20 8 Episode 8 2026-04-27 9 Episode 9 2026-05-04